Lonely Woman’s Tea Set

This single serving teapot features a touching portrait of a kitten, name unknown. The teapot fits  atop a pink spotted teacup for reasons as unclear as the name of the cat.

This tea set for one would be appreciated by anyone who likes pink things, cats and prefers to drink their tea alone.  Coming, as it does, in a matching gift box, it would make a fantastic present for the lonely cat lover in your life.

It should be noted that the 2 cats featured on the box are not the same as the one on the teapot. The cat on the teapot is simply pictured sleeping innocently. The two on the box appear to be involved in some “cat farting” incident, as is evident by the cat on the right holding its nose whilst its friend looks on with a guilty expression.

If you are interested in acquiring this charming piece it could be yours in exchange for a link to this site. Please make contact through the comments form below.




  1. Joe Hall says:

    I want this tea set and I don’t give a shit who knows it! I own a company with lots of web sites and blogs. I will link out for this. Please email me or what ever.

  2. Vlad says:

    I want this shit, please. The website you will be getting a link from is vladimirtaban.co.uk. please let me know if we can do a shit deal. Thanks. Vlad

  3. David No Hands says:

    That is rare.

    I will happily trade 1 link from my blog, http://lifesupportmachine.co.uk/, in exchange for this item if only to take advantage of the opportunity to refer to my tea drinking debauchery days as ‘drinking from the furry cup’.

    I look forward to your reply.

    Dave No Hands

    • Mat says:

      Hi David. I was going to go with Joe’s offer as he was first, but my female co-workers have told me that I have to go with the guy called no-hands who drinks from the furry cup. Can’t think why.

      Thanks everyone else for your kind offers. David – we’ll be in touch.

  4. Scott says:

    MUST HAVE THIS. I have a few blogs so let me know what type of link you want! epic site btw

  5. Sara says:

    I must have this tea set. It embodies everything I am.

  6. Emma says:

    This is a very touching piece and I offer you a link from my PR4 game review blog gamingmemoirs.co.uk for this! Be aware that PageRank may go up or down etc. I feel like I’m on DigiPoint or something!

    • Mat says:

      Emma – sorry you missed out on the tea-set. Stay tuned though. There might be some retro gaming shit coming up very soon.

  7. Netmatter says:

    Couple of nice little pussies there :-)


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